jokes 😄😄😄😄

1)Why do Americans leave a will and Nigeria leave a bill 

2)The worst news u can ever give to a Nigerian is d transformer don blow 

3)If u are bored ,just imagine ur dad twerking 

4)Stop saying true love doesn't exist ,have u dated ma before ..I will use love and scatter ur head 

5) Welcome to Facebook where this emoji 🍆 means pick and this one 🍑 means dussy  ...if u know u know 

6)The day before yesterday in my street ,five girls raped a boy in the bush .over 200 guys were found walking around the bush yesterday,lemme also go today 

7) Nigeria will not kill me with abbreviations ooo

HAUSA- house animal using seat of authority

APC- association of past criminal

NYSC- now ur struggle continues

PDP- papa deceive pikin 

NEPA- never expect power again

BUHARI- brought unnecessary hardship among reasonable individual 

not my handwriting o

8)Na only for Nigeria pharmacy dey sell Coke , recharge card,chin chin, and beer 

9)You fit pay 5000 naira enter club but for church 20 naira is ur offering 

God is watching you oo

10) Nigeria restaurant will be putting picture of what they can't cook lemme not talk of tailor and barber 

11)Igbo mother will be like ngozi oo lower that music, I want to taste the soup 

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Naira Marley and Fire Boy fans � 

thank u