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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚laughing pills*******πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚LAUGHING PILLS***πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 1)So because you are the new choir leader in your church then, ALMIGHTHY GOD is now πŸ‘‰ALMARI GAD? ?countinue πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 2)Putting African kids to bed is like robbery attack you hear lie down, close your eyes, zip your mouth, face the bed, if i hear pimmmm You will hear winnnn πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…. 3)You will buy rice and meat with plantain, egg, fish, moi moi and the seller will still ask is that all no put crocodile tongue mosquito lap and one Dog eye MtcheeeeeewπŸ˜’ 4)When a woman cooking, goes wrong. she gives excuses, she will like maybe the fish is male fishπŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 9)Baby i dont want anyone to know about us You know i am a private person. My sister if you hear this, run I repeat run🚢🚢 10)No matter how beautiful or handsome someone might be, the person will  always look like a mumu when eating sugarcaneπŸ˜‰πŸ˜Ÿ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 12) You think you Are doing me but you are doing yourself" if your Mum haven't tell you such words my broda you are adop

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1)Why do Americans leave a will and Nigeria leave a bill  2)The worst news u can ever give to a Nigerian is d transformer don blow  3)If u are bored ,just imagine ur dad twerking  4)Stop saying true love doesn't exist ,have u dated ma before ..I will use love and scatter ur head  5) Welcome to Facebook where this emoji πŸ† means pick and this one πŸ‘ means dussy  ...if u know u know  6)The day before yesterday in my street ,five girls raped a boy in the bush .over 200 guys were found walking around the bush yesterday,lemme also go today  7) Nigeria will not kill me with abbreviations ooo HAUSA- house animal using seat of authority APC- association of past criminal NYSC- now ur struggle continues PDP- papa deceive pikin  NEPA- never expect power again BUHARI- brought unnecessary hardship among reasonable individual  not my handwriting o 8)Na only for Nigeria pharmacy dey sell Coke , recharge card,chin chin, and beer  9)You fit pay 5000 naira enter club but for church 20 na
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